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What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL? Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ”As soon as I clock off” he said, ”I’m going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.” The horrified flight attendant made a dash …

What do a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box!

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to …

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. “That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk.“What are the eight cents for?” asks the blonde. “It says one dollar right here on the packaging.”“Tax,” replies the clerk.“Gee,” says the blonde, “I thought you just rolled them on …

Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

How do you stop a blonde tank? Shoot the people pushing it!

Q: Why doesn’t a blonde talk during sex?A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, ”My car broke down! I don’t know what to do! Can I stay here for the …

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the …