One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks singing “21, 21, 21, 21,…”” Along came a blonde who thought it looked like fun. So she joined in and started singing “21, 21, 21, 21,” and then a train came. The brunette jumped off the tracks but the train …
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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt? It stands for, “Tits Go In Front.”
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What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the tip.
Přečíst celý »Set Me On Fire
What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q!
Přečíst celý »Seriously, this has got to stop
Two blondes walked in to a bar…Thought they’d see that coming.
Přečíst celý »Seduction Made Easy
What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles.
Přečíst celý »Say What Again?
Did you hear about the blonde who didn’t catch the joke? It went over her head!
Přečíst celý »Sanitary Blonde
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD…”
Přečíst celý »Rope a Dope
There were five blondes and one brunette holding onto a rope off the edge of a cliff. But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people. The brunette said, “Save yourselves. I’ll let go.” Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped…
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