English Jokes You will not be bored with us!

Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: None — they’re all true.

Q: Why are blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can understand them.

Q: On an application form, what does a blonde put down for “sex”? A: “Lots.”

Q: What invention did a blonde come up with that didn’t pass the patent board? A: Ejection seats in helicopters.

Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields. One blonde riding shotgun says, “Look over there!” They see another blonde in scuba gear who is acting like she’s swimming through the wheat. The blonde driving says, “It’s girls like that who give us blondes a …

Two blondes find a mirror on the sidewalk. The first blonde picks it up, looks into it and says, “Hey, I know this person! I’ve seen her somewhere before.” The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it and says, “Duh! Of course you have — that’s me!”

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where.” The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, “Ouch!” Then she touched her leg and screamed, “Ouch!” She touched her nose and cried, “Ouch!” …

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: A Frosted Flake.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: You wave at her.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second, and the blonde never finishes. In the lifeboat, the blonde says, “I don’t want to be a tattletale, but the other two used their arms.”