Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? A: She heard drinks were on the house.
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Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it? A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Přečíst celý »Banana Peel
An idiot walking down the street spots a banana peel and sighs. “Here we go again!”
Přečíst celý »Baking Blondes
Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, “Are you two sisters?”
Přečíst celý »Bad Day for Blondie
Q: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can’t find her pencil.
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Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.
Přečíst celý »Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? A: Artificial intelligence.
Přečíst celý »Another Saturday Night
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: It gives them something to do on Saturday night.
Přečíst celý »After You
‘”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde. “No,” said the brunette. “Okay,” said the blonde. “You start.”
Přečíst celý »Adventures in Disneyland
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.
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