English Jokes You will not be bored with us!

You know who’s mad at Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You know why? ‘Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring. Yeah, you know what that means: that’s the new minimum. ‘Cause you know how women are, man. Women get upset: ‘Oh, …

When they get you, they have their own little signature, like Gucci or something like that. When you walk down the street, girls will walk by, and they’ll say, ‘Oh, that’s Gladys’ work, ain’t it?’

I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men — so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.

A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that. He replies, “Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only …

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she gets arrested for indecent exposure every time she leaves the house.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the equator as a belt.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

I don’t understand how some of you women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl. That don’t make no sense, man. All you gotta do is carry a lighter.

A black man start losing his hair, what’d he do? Just cut it all off — pow! — Montel Williams in the house! White man start losing his hair, what’d he do? Take the hair from the side and fold it over the top. Black man ain’t going out like …