Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to drown her pet fish.
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Yo’ Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw poop on her at the zoo.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Happy Dog
How much do I owe Yo’ Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Park
Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw her bread.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Petting Zoo
Yo’ Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Wildlife Foundation
Yo’ Mama is so fat, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her a grant for her liposuction.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whale Sighting
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went whale-sighting, the other tourists took her picture.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Elephants
Yo’ Mama is so fat, the elephants at the zoo throw her peanuts.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Saint
Yo’ Mama is like a saint — a St. Bernard.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant
Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.
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