1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
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Q. What’s purple and leaps from tree to tree? A. Squirrel! Q. Then why is it purple? A. It choked on a nut…’
Přečíst celý »What’s my name bitch?
A grey goose walks into a bar and says” I’d like a scotch on the rocks.” The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so the goose asks, ” Hey, what’s your deal? Why do …
Přečíst celý »What is red and green?
What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender
Přečíst celý »What drug was the duck on…
What drug was the duck on? Qwack!
Přečíst celý »What do you get when you cross a Scottish…
What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat? The Dolly Llama.
Přečíst celý »What do you call an elephant…
Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: Stuck
Přečíst celý »What do you call a monket…
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? Scewed
Přečíst celý »What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Přečíst celý »What Came First…
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs? A: Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
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