What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer it up!
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Q: What does a vulgar chicken say? A: F**k, f**k, f**k…
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Where do you get Virgin Wool? From an ugly sheep!
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Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. One night, one said to a another, “I’m so hungry. I’m going to go get something.” “No don’t! We have to wait for the others!” “I don’t care.” And off he went. …
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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!
Přečíst celý »Unbearable Lightness of Being
One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that baby bear was going to live with mama bear. Baby bear started to cry . “Whats wrong?” the judge asked baby bear. “I dont want to live with mama bear, she abuses me!” said baby …
Přečíst celý »Ty Barnett: Killer Bees
I saw a report on CNN, and the report said the killer bees are coming — the killer bees! But these were killer bees ’cause they were ‘Africanized.’ What are these — hip hop bees?
Přečíst celý »Two-Legged Bleeder
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A: Half a cat.
Přečíst celý »Two-Door Chicken Coop
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? A: If it had four, it would be a sedan.
Přečíst celý »Two Ribbons
A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn’t been able to sleep because her dog snores too loudly. The doctor told her to tie a ribbon around his balls and he will shutup. The woman goes to her bedroom and sees her dog lieing on the floor snoring. She …
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