An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, “If you kiss me and turn me back into …
Přečíst celý »The Duck and the Condom
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ”Oh, we haven’t got any condoms. I’ll ring down to room service.” He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ”OK sir, would you like to …
Přečíst celý »The Doctor’s Little Voice
There was a doctor that had been having sex with a number of his patients, and he started to feel guilty. Then a little voice inside his head said, “You’re not the only doctor that screws his patients.” That made him feel a bit better. Until another little voice said, …
Přečíst celý »The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?A: He sticks his nose in the animal’s ass. If there’s a place for his tongue, it’s a cow.
Přečíst celý »The Dead Dog
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn’t at her feet. She found him in his bed ”sleeping”. She called his name, but he didn’t …
Přečíst celý »The Day Owl and The Night Cat
In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive sportscars. An owl enters a psychologist’s office. The psychologist says to the owl, “What is your problem?” The owl replies, “I always sleep at night and am awake during the day. I am an owl and we usually …
Přečíst celý »The Creation of Man
God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."
Přečíst celý »The Cowboy’s Last Wishes
A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos intent on killing him. In their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests.For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to …
Přečíst celý »The Classic Joke That Sucks
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!
Přečíst celý »The Christmas Parrot
A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale. He asks the clerk what the parrot’s name is and the clerk tells him it’s Chet. He also tells the man that this is one amazing parrot. If you put a match under …
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