A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter. “That will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll just pay the $10 …
Přečíst celý »The Blonde Takes on Grasshopper Biology
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, “Hop.” The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Přečíst celý »The Bat Bet
Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, “See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people.”The second bat returns …
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
Přečíst celý »The Aging Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on …
Přečíst celý »That’s Really, Really Nasty & Practical
3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in and asked for a fork.The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious. “How come all your friends want forks and …
Přečíst celý »That’s Cheesy
Q: Why did the mouse go to the party? A: He heard they were playing Parcheesi!
Přečíst celý »Thanksgiving Turkey
One Thanksgiving, a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, “Happy Thanksgiving!” Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, …
Přečíst celý »Thank The lord!
There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he asked them if he could borrow a mule. The monks lent him one, and they explained that you had to say “Thank the Lord!” …
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