Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. “Well,” said the first one, “I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills.” “I bought …
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Why can’t men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they are all PIGS!
Přečíst celý »Some Things You Just CAN’T
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar. “What’s wrong, fella?” asked the bartender. ”Some things you just can’t explain.” ”Try me.” “Okay. I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. …
Přečíst celý »So Blonde… Thesaurus
She is so blonde, she thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur.
Přečíst celý »Snakeskin
Q: What kind of birth control do snakes use? A: Anacondoms.
Přečíst celý »Snake Bite
I hope I’m not poisonous, says the first snake.“Why?” asks the second snake.“Because I just bit my lip.”
Přečíst celý »Snail Shanghai
A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead. Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on …
Přečíst celý »Smells Like Carrots
Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts.
Přečíst celý »Smart Fish
Q: Why are fish so smart? A: They live in schools.
Přečíst celý »Smart Blonde
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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