Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
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You can’t be gangster with astigmatism. And I love grimy music, but I can’t be a thug. What am I gonna do — rob bookstores?
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Yo’ Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn’t eat her.
Přečíst celý »Kyle Grooms: Smart in Glasses
I started wearing glasses, and people started saying I looked smart. I’m like, huh? I ain’t smart; I can’t see! I didn’t go to Harvard; I went to Lens Crafters.
Přečíst celý »Kyle Grooms: Simple Things About a Woman
There are simple things I love about a woman. I love it when you smile, especially when you have teeth.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bucket of Water
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor put her in a bucket of water to see which end would come up for air.
Přečíst celý »Kyle Grooms: Can’t Be a Thug
I want to be a thug so bad, but I can’t ’cause I wear glasses. Isn’t that crazy? No one respects my thug-ism because I have astigmatism.
Přečíst celý »Kyle Cease: Locker Room Rules
Is there a rule that the older you are in the locker room at the gym, the more naked you have to be?
Přečíst celý »KT Tatara: Sex in the Shower
I had a girlfriend that was 5’11. She wanted to have sex standing up in the shower. I rocked that sh*t. She almost dropped me a couple times, but I rocked that sh*t.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Boogie Man
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, even the Boogie Man won’t hide under her bed.
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