Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm!
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer.
Přečíst celý »Skunks and Lawyers
Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Přečíst celý »Skunked Again
Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: You hold his nose.
Přečíst celý »Skunked
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, …
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How did the skunk call home? On his smell-ular phone!
Přečíst celý »Skunk
Why couldn’t the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
Přečíst celý »Ska band vs. Moose
What’s the difference between a ska band and a moose? A moose has horns in the front and its a**hole in the back, a ska band has…well…the opposite arrangement.
Přečíst celý »Sick Rabbit Trick
A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor’s …
Přečíst celý »Shoulda Said
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ”Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” ”Dogs can’t talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I’ll give you a drink. If not, I get to kick your …
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