What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!
Přečíst celý »Shooting an Elephant
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold its trunk until it goes blue and the shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Přečíst celý »Shoot The Pig
A farmhand is driving ’round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He’s still wriggling — what should I do?” "In …
Přečíst celý »Ships of the Desert
Why do they call camels ‘ships of the desert’? Because they are full of Arab semen.
Přečíst celý »Shih-Tzu + Poodle
Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo
Přečíst celý »Shih tzu + Bulldog
What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit!
Přečíst celý »Shepherd To Shepherd
What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here!
Přečíst celý »Sheik That Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A sheik emerges, followed by a harem of women and a rooster. After ordering for himself and his harem, the sheik requests a basket of apples for the rooster.The rooster proceeds to eats three baskets of apples. The waiter asks …
Přečíst celý »Sheepish
What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm? A pimp!
Přečíst celý »Sheep Soup
There was a man with a restaurant near a construction site. The construction workers usually had their lunches in there, their favourite meal being beef soup. But one day the chef ran out of meat and in his panicked state he ran out the door in the hope of finding …
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