We sit down to eat, and a large black bug with a big red blotch starts crawling up my leg. My wife says, ‘Kill him.’ And I say, ‘Are you talking to me or the bug?’ She says, ‘Rob, kill him.’ I say, ‘Mary, let him walk off on his …
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)
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Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and …
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Show business is a dog eat dog world. Make sure your dog isn’t anorexic.
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There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
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I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry…
Přečíst celý »Regular Toad and Horny Toad
What’s the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad? One says, ”Rib-it, rib-it,” while the other says, ”Rub-it, rub-it.”
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Q: Why do rednecks’ dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars…
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Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends were. “Horrible,” said Johnny. “A car hit my cat in the ass!”
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Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog? A: A ravin’ lunatic.
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