Q: What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? A: You can’t f**k with either one.
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Q; Why did the ram fall off the cliff? A: Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
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Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a car.
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Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?A: A receding hare line.
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A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. “What’s the deal?” the bartender asks. The duck says, “It’s opposite day.”
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Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
Přečíst celý »Psychiatrist’s Best Friend
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor! I’ve got this problem,” the man said. “I keep hallucinating that I’m a dog. It’s crazy. I don’t know what to do!” “A common canine complex,” said the doctor …
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How does a tree get pregnant? By a woodpecker!
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Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on? A: A poultry.
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What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri? Porcupines have pricks on the outside…
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