If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
Přečíst celý »Pheasant and Bull
A pheasant says to a bull, “I would love to get on top of that tree, but I haven’t the energy.”“Well,” says the bull, “why don’t you eat some of my dung? It’s packed with nutrients.”So the pheasant eats some dung and finds that it gives him enough energy to …
Přečíst celý »Pet Zebra
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot
Přečíst celý »Peanut Butter Rooster
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Přečíst celý »Pat Dixon: Older Woman
I was with a lady once, much older than me. She still had a great body, great breasts — not large, but long. They were like ferrets, actually. They were long with little whiskers on the end. She took off her shirt — I didn’t know whether to do foreplay …
Přečíst celý »Panda Booty Call… WWF
You don’t get to be the face of the World Wildlife Fund without knowing a few tricks, know what I’m saying?
Přečíst celý »Only One Yogi Bear
Q: Why didn’t they make two Yogi bears?A: Because someone made a Boo Boo.
Přečíst celý »One-Legged Hop
Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?A: Because the other one was on a key chain.
Přečíst celý »One-Eyed Blonde
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”
Přečíst celý »Old Joe
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it’s too far for him and his dog, Old Joe, to walk.He wanders out to the road and flags down a sports car. The …
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