I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm’s never glum. It’s hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out of your bum!
Přečíst celý »Octopus Love
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: “I want to hold your hand. Er, hands.”
Přečíst celý »Octopus & Cow
Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A: An animal that can milk itself.
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Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.
Přečíst celý »Nuclear Cat
Q: What do you get when you nuke a cat? A: Radioactivekitty.
Přečíst celý »No-Legged Dog
Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left him.
Přečíst celý »NASA Chicken Canon
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon …
Přečíst celý »Naked Man
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: “How do you drink water with that?”
Přečíst celý »My Dog Don’t Bite
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks.The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.”As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and …
Přečíst celý »Mud Hole Moral
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink. He entreats the chicken to get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farm, but the farmer can’t be found. So, he drives …
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