A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and Georgia. When he was going back to his truck, a game warden came up to him and asked him what he had in the sack. “Three rabbits,” Jed said. The warden said, “Let me see one of those …
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Q: Why do bees hum?A: They don’t know the words.
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I recently bought a goldfish. It turns out it was epileptic. Weird thing is — as long as I left it in the tank, it was fine; the second you took it out to play fetch, it was just seizure city.
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As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with peas. And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick …
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How does a blonde try to kill a fish? She drowns it!!
Přečíst celý »How Do You Catch?
How do you catch a unique animal? You ‘neak up on it.
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Q: What did the horse say when he fell?A: I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!
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How Does a dummy kill a mole? He buries it.
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A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow’s back, and a rabbit on the cat’s back.“HOLY COW!” he exclaims, “I’ve never seen a hare on that pussy!”
Přečíst celý »Hillbilly Chicks and Bears
Q: What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?A: They both lick their paws.
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