I was at a convenience store. I went in, and there was a sign near the magazine rack that just said, ‘No Reading.’ I don’t like to rock the boat, so I just grabbed a bunch of candy bars, and I went up to the guy who was working there, …
Přečíst celý »Johnny Sanchez: Old Black Man Sayings
Older black men… have a tendency to make up their own sayings that really don’t make any sense at all, but they say it with so much commitment and conviction, they make you think twice about it. You ever notice that? ‘Well, you obviously know what’s going on. What’s the …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Deodorant
Yo’ Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Přečíst celý »Johnny Sanchez: Height Makes the Difference
Height makes all the difference. Tall guy walks around with a trench coat, he looks like Wyatt Earp or something cool like that. I put one on, you know what I look like? I look like the Hamburglar.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Wall
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she leans against a wall, she looks like a crack.
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Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she tripped and hit the curb, she shattered.
Přečíst celý »Johnny Dark: Keeping Hip
My kids keep me hip because we have MTV. That’s how I know the new groups, the heavy guys. I know the heavy metal dudes: Guns N’ Ammo, Bon Jersey, New Kids Down the Street — I know those guys.
Přečíst celý »Johnny Dark: In Flight Embarrassment
I just got back from Vancouver, British Columbia. I had a great flight back; although, I did embarrass the woman next to me on the plane. I didn’t mean to embarrass her. It was one of those flights you sleep on and, well, I sleep in the nude.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Black Hole
Yo’ Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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