I have trouble sleeping, and I blame my diet. I’ve been buying a lot of those deep-friend pork skins. I’m not eating them, though. I’m just trying to reassemble a pig in my apartment.
Přečíst celý »For my next trick…
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.
Přečíst celý »Football Fan To The Rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck. A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes …
Přečíst celý »Fly Without Wings
Q: What is a fly without wings? A: A walk.
Přečíst celý »Fly vs. Mosquito
Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A: A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito.
Přečíst celý »Fly Away
Q: What do you call a fly in a blonde’s brain? A: A space invader.
Přečíst celý »Flock of Seagulls
Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because then they’d be bagels.
Přečíst celý »Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: “Shall we walk or take a dog?”
Přečíst celý »Fish TV
Q: What is a fish’s favorite game show? A: “Name That Tuna.”
Přečíst celý »Fish Brains
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? A: “Dam.”
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