Q: Why did the monkey cross the road?A: So he could get spanked.
Přečíst celý »Cross the Road… Little Cow
Q: Why did the calf cross the road?A: To get to the udder side.
Přečíst celý »Cross the Road… Forgetful Chicken
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?A: To get to the other side — er, no — to go shopping — no, not that either — damn it.
Přečíst celý »Cross the Road… Fat Turkey
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?A: To get hit by my car.
Přečíst celý »Cross the Road… Chicken Keeps Going
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.Why did she go to the toilet? Because that’s where all the cocks hang out.
Přečíst celý »Cricket
Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A: A bloody big cricket.
Přečíst celý »Cowboy Talks to the Animals
A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate.The cowboy asks the rancher, “Mind if I talk to your dog over there?”“Damn fool, don’t you know dogs can’t talk?”The cowboy replies, “So what’s the harm?”The rancher shrugs, “Go right ahead.”The cowboy …
Přečíst celý »Cow’s Tail vs. Tie
Q: What’s the difference between a cow’s tail and a man’s tie? A: The cow’s tail hides the entire a**hole.
Přečíst celý »Cow Riddle
A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow? It was daytime.
Přečíst celý »Cow Reflexes
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky.
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