English Jokes You will not be bored with us!

There are some things that black guys can do that [white guys] just can’t. Like wear a purple suit and not look like The Joker.

Even if you had an all-white high school with only one black guy in the entire school, you would still see 89 white kids in Fubu before you see one black guy with a mullet and a hockey jersey.

So they ask me, ‘Would you like to answer your secret security password question?’ I think, ‘Oh yeah, surely I can answer a question posed by slightly younger me.’

I’m walking around the gym, and I made the gruesome mistake of trying to get involved in a gym conversation — which I have no business doing. These two bruisers are, like, talking back and forth to one another. The first guy’s like, ‘Hey what you gonna freakin’ work on …

Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders in the shower to keep from slipping down the drain.

Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito.

So, my wife’s lying there. She’s smoking her special after-sex Benson and Hedges 9000. She goes, ‘You know, John, we’ve been married a long time. Maybe it’s time we thought about having a threesome.’ ‘Yeah.’ Then I said, ‘You know what, Fran? I’m 260, you’re 180 — I think we …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.

I got on the plane yesterday. I said, ‘Sit me next to the fattest son of a bitch on this plane. ‘Cause when that explosion hits and that hole comes in the side — maybe he’ll get sucked into it long enough for me to get off the plane.’ Is …

White women — when you get a big ass, white women get all crazy. ‘Honey your ass is getting big.’ ‘What? No! Stop it! No!’ You tell a Latina or black woman her ass is getting big, she goes, ‘Oh really? It’s good, right?’