Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fills the bathtub before she even turns on the water.
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Make sure you laugh normally. My grandfather, very scary — big Italian grandfather, very scary laugher. You don’t know if he’s gonna blackout, cave in or throw up on you when he laughs.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sweats barbeque sauce.
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What do you do — eat the right foods, exercise? Live ’til you’re 97 so your relatives can empty your urine bottle every five minutes? Oh, thanks for living so long, Grandpa. All I want to do is tend to your bodily fluids!
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Yo’ Mama is so old, when I slapped her on the back, her boobs fell off.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a cheeseburger in each hand.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her back scratcher is a spruce.
Přečíst celý »Joe Matarese: Three Years Away
All my negative New York friends are like, ‘What are you stupid, dude? You’re gonna relocate for your girl?’ I’m like, ‘Would you shut up, OK? I’m 35, and I’m still single, alright? I’m officially three years away from being that weird uncle you’re not sure if he’s gay or …
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Yo’ Mama is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… 90210
Yo’ Mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
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