A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
Přečíst celý »Sex and Dieting
What’s the difference between a person trying to lose weight and a virgin? One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.
Přečíst celý »Sex and Bridge
Q. How is sex like bridge? A.If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand!
Přečíst celý »Sex and Air
Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you’re not getting any!
Přečíst celý »Seven Dwarves On A Bus
The seven dwarves were on a bus, they started to feel Sleepy so he got off.
Přečíst celý »Sensitive Men
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
Přečíst celý »Self-Identifiers
Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.”Another guy asks, “What’s that?”The first guy says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy.”Another guy says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.”A lady asks, “What’s that?”He says, “Double Income, …
Přečíst celý »Seeking the Sightless
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It ain’t hard…
Přečíst celý »Seducing the Grocer
An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and horny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him. When he asked if he could take her groceries to her car she excitedly said, “Yes.”As they headed to the …
Přečíst celý »Seasick
Mr. Johnson’s wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young.” He thought it over and agreed.He went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of seasick pills and a tube of …
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