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Přečíst celý »Redneck Booty Call… Elvis
Can I come over and see your Velvet Elvis?
Přečíst celý »Redneck Booty Call… Dog
Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Přečíst celý »Redneck Booty Call… Check Out
I’d like to check out your outhouse!
Přečíst celý »Redneck Birth Control… Daughter
A redneck takes his daughter to the doctor to get birth control pills. The doctor wonders if she’s a little young for birth control pills and asks her father if she’s sexually active. The father replies, “No, she just kinda lays there, just like her mother.”
Přečíst celý »Red Ring
A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me! I’ve got a problem.”The doctor examines the man and finds a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area.“It’s all cleared up,” the man reports when he returns. “What was …
Přečíst celý »Rebecca Corry: False Advertising
I don’t believe anything I see on TV. There was that herbal shampoo commercial where the ladies were in the shower using the shampoo, and they’re having orgasms. I went to Costco and bought the family pack of that. I was in the shower all weekend. The shampoo does not …
Přečíst celý »Ray Lipowski: Not Responsible
Ladies, we are not responsible for the size of our manhood; we got what God gave us. But every woman is responsible for the size of her vagina.
Přečíst celý »Ray Lipowski: Hand Sanitizer
If I masturbate with hand sanitizer, do I have to wash my hands when I’m done?
Přečíst celý »Ray James: Masturbating in the Shower
The amazing thing is, when you learn to masturbate in a shower, it only takes a minute before the rest of the team is kicking your ass.
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