Q: Two little potatoes stand on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
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Three women were at the doctor’s office for the second trimester check up. The first woman, a brunette, said that she was sure that she would have a girl because when she made love to her husband, she was on top! The second affirmed with certainty that she would have …
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Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: “Ouch.”
Přečíst celý »Politicians & Screwdrivers
Q: What’s the difference between a politician and a screwdriver? A: A screwdriver turns in screws; politicians screw interns.
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Q: Why don’t politicians use bookmarks?A: Because they prefer to bend pages.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn? A: Pikascrew.
Přečíst celý »Plumber Booty Call… Pipes
Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst.
Přečíst celý »Plumber Booty Call… Hole
I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Přečíst celý »Plumber Booty Call… Check
I need you to check my ballcock.
Přečíst celý »Plumber Booty Call… Caulk
I’d sure like to caulk that tub.
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