A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says to herself, “I finally did it! I’m no longer a virgin.” The guy …
Přečíst celý »Loser Booty Call… Interest
Hey, you wouldn’t be interested in… nah, of course you wouldn’t.
Přečíst celý »Loser Booty Call… Bus Pass
Want to get out of this place? I’ve got an hour left before my bus pass expires.
Přečíst celý »Loser Booty Call… Apartment
Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it’s probably nicer than my room at the Y.
Přečíst celý »Loser Booty Call… Angel
Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven? ‘Cause I almost slammed my hand in a car door the other day.
Přečíst celý »Loose Potatoes
Q: If there were four potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute? A: The one that’s labeled “Idaho.”
Přečíst celý »Long & Hard
Q: What’s long, hard and filled with seamen? A: A submarine.
Přečíst celý »Long & Green Riddle
Q: What’s long, green and has “cum” in it? A: A cucumber.
Přečíst celý »Lois Bromfield: Sexual Peak
I’m reaching my sexual peak here, tonight. It’s really kind of sad, though, because women reach it at 35 and men reach it at 18. It’s really depressing because now I have to drive past high schools to find guys in their sexual peak.
Přečíst celý »Lois Bromfield: After 30
Something happens to your innocence when you get to be 30. You’ve had sex. You’ve done it a million times because that’s just the kind of gal you are: do it ’til you can’t walk, and feel good about it. But then something happens. Then you meet the greatest guy …
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