English Jokes You will not be bored with us!

Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!

Hey babe, let’s play football! You can have first down. High five!

Hey babe, if you play man-to-man, I’ll play zone. High five!

Hey babe, are you interested in a little bump and run? High five!

Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!

When I see you, there’s a Ruthian blast in my pants. High five!

Hey babe, I’d like to check out your sin bin. High five!

Hey babe, I got a Louisville slugger… in my pants! High five!

Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you the home field advantage. High five!

What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner? “Ho. Ho. Ho.”