What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
Přečíst celý »In the Navy
Q: In the Navy, how do they separate the men from the boys? A: With a crowbar.
Přečíst celý »In Cider
A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.“Why do you want a glass of cider?” the teacher asks.“To take away the pain,” sobs the little girl.“What do you mean?” the teacher asks.“Well,” sobs the …
Přečíst celý »Ice Cream
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor? A smartass!
Přečíst celý »Husbands’ Performance
Three women talk about their husband’s performance as lovers.The first woman says, “My husband is a marriage counselor, so he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love.”The second woman says, “My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and use leather sometimes.”The third woman …
Přečíst celý »Hurricane & Marriage
How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there’s a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it’s over your house is gone.
Přečíst celý »Human DNA and Goats
Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human DNA into goats?A: “Hell, I’ve been doing that for years.”
Přečíst celý »Howard Kremer: Pamela Anderson Riddle
Dear Pamela Anderson, guess what two things are never on when I watch you on television: the volume to the TV and my pants.
Přečíst celý »How to Sell Lawnmowers
A young man got a new job running the register at a store. The old store owner said he would teach him how to up-sell.“Watch how I do it,” he said to the new hire.As a customer put a bag of grass seed on the counter, the old-timer said to …
Přečíst celý »How to Circumcise a Redneck
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin!
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