An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home.“Just think,” the old man says, “we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago.”“Well,” the old lady snickers, “what do you say — should we get naked?”The two immediately strip to the buff …
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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
Přečíst celý »Hold the Mayo
Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over. To try and keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfriend will say “tomato” if she wants him to go slower and “lettuce” for him to go faster. As they …
Přečíst celý »Hobo Booty Call… Pile
Nice rags. Haven’t I seen you rooting around the same pile before?
Přečíst celý »Hobo Booty Call… Fire
Why don’t you come over to my oil drum fire? I make a mean plate of boiled shoe leather.
Přečíst celý »Hobo Booty Call… Boxcar
Your boxcar or mine?
Přečíst celý »Hipster Booty Call… Neighborhood
I lived in your neighborhood before it became gentrified.
Přečíst celý »Hipster Booty Call… Music
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
Přečíst celý »Hipster Booty Call… Matching
That sport jacket totally matches your sneakers.
Přečíst celý »Hipster Booty Call… Judgment
Can I come over and judge you by the books on your shelf?
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