I’ve been having a lot of hang-ups lately about homosexuality. I don’t know why; I just have them. For a long time, I thought maybe one of my roommates was gay. So finally, last night, when he asked me to slow dance naked with him in the strobe light, I …
Přečíst celý »Gene Pompa: Gay Older Brother
When I was 18 years old, one of my older brothers, he took me aside, and he told me he was gay. So, I called the police. I said, ‘Could you send over a cop car? My brother’s a homosexual.’ They said, ‘Sir, we cannot send over a cop car …
Přečíst celý »Gene Pompa: Change of Heart
She has a change of heart. She goes, ‘OK, I’ll have a three-way — you, me and another girl — but afterwards, you better seriously consider proposing to me.’ So I said alright, sounded fair. So we had the three-way, and like a month later, she goes, ‘Hey, aren’t you …
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Shorts
May my shorts be with you!
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Sheets
I’d like to cascade all over your style sheets.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Series
If you had your own syndicated series, it’d be called “Babe-a-lon Five.”
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Routing
How’d you like to route my packet?
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Resistance
Resistance is futile!
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Rating
The thoughts I’m having about you are rated M for Mature.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… RAM
I have a lot of RAM in me. A lot.
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