How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Stick a nipple on it.
Přečíst celý »Five Minutes to Midnight
A cop drives up Lovers’ Lane and sees a car parked. He walks up to the car and sees a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book. The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he’s doing. The …
Přečíst celý »Fisherman’s Friend
Did you hear the one about the good-looking teenage girl who went on a fishing trip with six old men? She came home with a red snapper.
Přečíst celý »Fish ‘n’ D**ks
Q. What’s the similarity between penises and fish? A. You throw back the small ones, you keep the medium ones, and you mount the large ones.
Přečíst celý »First Impressions are Everything
Q: What did one of the prositute’s knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
Přečíst celý »Fired From the Poultry Shop
Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop? A: He couldn’t keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
Přečíst celý »Fence of Love
A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by visiting fence against which they first made love. The husband says, “Come on, for old times’ sake.” The wife agrees and they both undress. Afterwards, the husband says, “You’re even better than you were 30 years ago.” His wife replies, “That fence wasn’t …
Přečíst celý »Feelin’ Blue
Q: What do you call a guy with a blue penis? A: A tight-fisted wanker.
Přečíst celý »Feel the Hot Burn of Shame
Have you seen the hottest new Catholic porn film? It’s 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.
Přečíst celý »Fatty McVirgin
Q: What’s the difference between a fat person and a virgin? A: A fat person is trying to diet, and a virgin is dying to try it.
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