Q: What is long, hard and stiff, is used inside a warm, wet place, and gets moved back and forth for the best effect? A: A toothbrush.
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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? A: She sat on Pinocchio’s face and told him to lie.
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Q: What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? A: The head nurse.
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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz he’d been lookin’ for love in all the wrong places.
Přečíst celý »Dinosaur Booty Call… Pedal
Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I’m tripedal, if you know what I mean.
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Curious to see why they call me a “please-you-a-saur?”
Přečíst celý »Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore
Just because you’re a plant eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try Tyrannosaurus Sex.
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Hatchling, you put the “ass” in Jurassic.
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An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.” ”You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”
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A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs. “That’s something you’re never going to talk about again. And you shouldn’t touch it because it has teeth,” she replied. Many years went by, and the boy never touched any …
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