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My day was terrible. I spent six hours on the phone with IKEA technical support. It was six hours of this: ‘Um, can I speak to someone who isn’t Swedish? Yes, I was assembling the Klorn entertainment center, and I’ve become trapped inside.’
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she worked as a prostitute, she also collected tolls.
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Do you guys know what Botox is? Women are injecting botulism into their face to paralyze the muscles that cause facial expressions that give them wrinkles. WHAT?!
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, yo’ daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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My grandmother is older than the word ‘supper.’
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, “To be continued.”
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I found some gifts at the Christian book store I did not expect to find. I picked one up out of the shirt bin; it said, ‘Someone I know received eternal salvation and will dwell in the house of the Lord forever, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.’
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm — one for each time zone she’s in.
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A man notices his grandpa sitting on his front porch, completely naked from the waist down. “Grandpa, why are you sitting out here without pants?” he exclaims.The old man says, “Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma’s …
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