Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. “Cover me. I’m going in.”
Přečíst celý »Computer + Prostitute
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?A: A f**king know-it-all.
Přečíst celý »College Pride
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he …
Přečíst celý »College Dorm Rules
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory will be off limits to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first …
Přečíst celý »Clown Booty Call… Seltzer
That’s not seltzer in my pants, and I am happy to see you. Honk honk!
Přečíst celý »Clown Booty Call… Poodles
Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
Přečíst celý »Clown Booty Call… Pie
Wanna throw your pie in my face? Honk honk!
Přečíst celý »Clown Booty Call… Horn
If you squeeze my horn, I’ll make a noise. Honk honk!
Přečíst celý »Clown Booty Call… Feet
You know what they say about big feet! Honk honk!
Přečíst celý »Clown Booty Call… Car
Would you and 50 of your hot friends like to join me in my tiny car? Honk honk!
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