Q: What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? A: “Between you and me, we could make a lot of money.”
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Q: What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow job while he was driving? A: They both fell off the motorcycle.
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Q: Why was the blonde’s bellybutton bruised? A: Her husband was a blonde, too.
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Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?A: Because the condom wouldn’t fit over the phone.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Feels Golf Balls
A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment. They’re kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket. “What is that?” she asks. He replies, “Those are my golf balls.” She says, “Is that like tennis elbow?”
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Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Přečíst celý »Blogger Booty Call… Offline
Will you be my offline permalink?
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Unless you give me your number, today’s entry will be about poor customer service and my cats. Again.
Přečíst celý »Bird of Peace, Bird of Love
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A: The swallow.
Přečíst celý »Bill Gates’s Hard Drive
Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the rights to Viagra? He’s renaming it Microhard.
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