Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?A: Sooner or later, they find a potent cousin.
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A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
Přečíst celý »Ardal O’Hanlon: An Awful Lot of Sex
A person has sex 2,581 times in his or her life. That’s an awful lot of sex. That means I have an awful lot of catching up to do.
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Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute.
Přečíst celý »Anthony Clark: Friendly in Ireland
I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Ireland. They are really the nicest people on the face of the earth. You do a show there, you walk into the pub in Ireland — you have five best friends immediately. I walk into the bar, the first guy I see …
Přečíst celý »Ant: Lisp
I’m so gay, I could put a lisp in the word ‘cracker.’
Přečíst celý »Ant: All the Gays on an Island
My brother hates gay people — hates us. ‘We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.’ ‘Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.’
Přečíst celý »Another Bull Name
Q: What do you call a masturbating bull? A: Beef Strokinoff.
Přečíst celý »Andre Covington: Practice Good Sex
Practice safe sex, fellas, whatever what you do. I’m gonna go a step beyond that — practice good sex. Women will appreciate that. Practice good sex. You know it’s some unsafe sex if you don’t do a good job and you try to go to sleep. Women’ll be like, ‘If …
Přečíst celý »American Beer & Canoeing
Q: What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? A: They’re both f**king close to water.
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