I just read about this study that says that, apparently, when women go on dates, they decide if they’re going to sleep with the guy or not in the first 12 seconds. Seems wrong to me, you know. How are these women getting drunk so fast?
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You’ve been married to the women for 20 years. She don’t use nothing but Dial soap. Her mama uses Dial soap. All seven of her sisters use Dial soap in their seven respective homes. You can go through purse, pocketbook, and find Dial coupons any given time of the day …
Přečíst celý »Alien Booty Call… Say My Name
My name is Jerlnack of the Trevlikfrah Nebula. That’s so you know what to scream.
Přečíst celý »Alien Booty Call… Phone Home
Forget phooone hooome. How about phooone meeee?
Přečíst celý »Alien Booty Call… Next Planet
The next planet on my tour of this galaxy is Uranus.
Přečíst celý »Alien Booty Call… Home Planet
Would you like to visit my home planet? I can offer you countless anal probes and tissue extractions.
Přečíst celý »Alien Booty Call… Did It Hurt?
Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?
Přečíst celý »Alien Booty Call… Bipedal Hominids
Among your species of bipedal hominids, I find you the least repulsive.
Přečíst celý »Al Clethen Jr.: Safe Sex
Sex is so weird now. Remember the old days when all you needed for safe sex was a padded headboard?
Přečíst celý »Airport Security Guard Booty Call… Cream
Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed– but if you leave your cream here, I’ll make you cream later.
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