Q: What do you call a 350-pound stripper? A: Broke.
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A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, “What do you expect for $10 — lobster?”
Přečíst celý »Why did the music student have a piano in the
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel’s Water Music.
Přečíst celý »What is musical and
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
Přečíst celý »Why did they arrest the musician?
Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
Přečíst celý »Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he’d already done the sharps and flats.
Přečíst celý »What’s musical and
What’s musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.
Přečíst celý »Do you think, Professor, that my
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
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