Visitor: You’re very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
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‘I can’t find my dollar bill,’ Jane sobbed. ‘Don’t worry,’ her Counselor said. ‘A dollar doesn’t go very far today.
Přečíst celý »One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. ‘What are you doing?’ she asked. ‘I’m looking for my dollar bill,’ Max replied. ‘I lost it down the road. ‘Why don’t you look for it there?’ ‘Because the light’s better here!
Přečíst celý »Martin ended a letter to his
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Washington’s picture still on the dollar bill?’ His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask?’ Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one!
Přečíst celý »Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I’d pay whatever it charged.
Přečíst celý »Why did Robin Hood steal from the
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn’t have any !
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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.
Přečíst celý »If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
Přečíst celý »If you want to get
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
Přečíst celý »A man being mugged by two thugs put up a
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said “Why did you put up such a fight?” To which the man promptly replied “I was afraid …
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