Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
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Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!
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