Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? – Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Přečíst celý »A husband was trying to prove to his wife
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband …
Přečíst celý »There were 11 people
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all …
Přečíst celý »Q. How do men define a “50/50″ relationship?
Q. How do men define a “50/50″ relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Q. How does a man show he’s planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Přečíst celý »Q. What do most men
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window.
Přečíst celý »Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.
Přečíst celý »Q. What should you give a man who has
Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Přečíst celý »Q. What do you instantly know
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Přečíst celý »Q. What’s a man’s idea
Q. What’s a man’s idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.
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