Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says: “So you would love her.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” God says: “So she would love you.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” …
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Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Přečíst celý »Why do little boys whine?
Why do little boys whine? Because they’re practicing to be men.
Přečíst celý »Give a man a fish and he will
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Přečíst celý »One night a wife found her husband
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it …
Přečíst celý »There are a lot of words you
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.
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Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
Přečíst celý »There are only two four letter words that are
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: “don’t” and “stop”.
Přečíst celý »How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Přečíst celý »One day in the Garden of
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why …
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