why don’t men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “Stupid!” They each …
Přečíst celý »Why did God create men
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Přečíst celý »What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon,
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you’ll have no clothes to wear, if we don’t do laundry right now!” What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C’mon blah, blah, blah, …
Přečíst celý »A man parked his car at the supermarket and was
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, “Excuse me, did you want that cart?” “No,” he answered. “I’m only after one thing.” As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, “Typical male.”
Přečíst celý »QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
Přečíst celý »Men are like fine wine. They all
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s a woman’s job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
Přečíst celý »One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, “You should be hung!” To which he calmly replied, “I am. That’s why she …
Přečíst celý »Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to …
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