Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Přečíst celý »Men are like department
Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Přečíst celý »Men are like horoscopes.
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Přečíst celý »Men are like plungers.
Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
Přečíst celý »Question: How many men does it take to mop the
Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it’s a women’s job.
Přečíst celý »Question: If a man speaks in the
Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Přečíst celý »What is the difference between men and
What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Přečíst celý »Q: Men will brag that
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a
Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren’t afraid of the dark.
Přečíst celý »Brian was dating
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the …
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