They say black makes you look thinner. Ladies know that secret, right? I think it’s true ’cause I always see fat white women with black boyfriends.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Senior Photo
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her senior photo is an aerial shot.
Přečíst celý »Debbie Shea: Thong Panty Liners
I went into the store the other day — and have you ever seen those thong panty liners? I saw those. I thought, that is so genius. Like, why didn’t someone think of that a long time ago? ‘Cause I know when it’s that time of the month for me, …
Přečíst celý »Steve McGrew: Nasty Lingerie
I don’t know why you ladies complain about nasty lingerie. It never stays on that long.
Přečíst celý »David Huntsberger: Hermaphrodite Population
I was watching this thing the other day on hermaphrodites. And I was always under the impression that there were only maybe, like, a handful of them… but there are tons of them. They’re everywhere, which makes me a lot more skeptical when I see guys buying tampons.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Scale Talk
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, “One at a time, please.”
Přečíst celý »David Feldman: Grandmother in Medical School
My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She’s a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Scale
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she stepped on a scale, and it said, “Please step out of the car.”
Přečíst celý »Steve McGrew: Drinking Tip for the Ladies
Here’s a little drinking tip for you ladies: if you’re gonna drink, drink Jack Daniels. Ladies, you spend far too much money on cosmetics. For $12 bucks, you can have a man with a bottle of Jack going, ‘God, you’re beautiful.’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Satellite Dish
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
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