Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, “Miles, they had your name in the obits today.” “What! In the obituary column! That’s not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I’ll sue ‘em.” “Tell me, Miles,” his wife asked tremulously, …
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A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. “OK, I am gonna see what …
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Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.
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Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
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Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, “Awww, look at the dead birdie.” The blonde stops, looks up, and says, “Where?”
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Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.
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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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