I am too old to be sneaking into a bitch’s house to have sex with her son on a twin bed. Do you know how hard it is to have sex on a twin bed? To try to keep your balance on a bed with some Star Wars sheets on …
Přečíst celý »Cory Kahaney: Handicapped Parking at Home Depot
Why do we need 24 handicapped parking spaces at Home Depot? Could we just talk about this? If a guy can spackle his bathroom, lay pipe and put up gutters, don’t you think you can walk the extra 30 feet to the parking lot?
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she had to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.
Přečíst celý »Clinton Jackson: Marrying a 19-Year-Old
A friend of mine is 30 years old, and she’s marrying a guy who’s 19. I think it could work, yeah — and if they’re smart, they’ll plan the wedding around the same time as the prom and rent the one tux.
Přečíst celý »Shaun Latham: Young Girls
My financial situation has caused me to stop dating young girls. Look, young girls you’re awesome, you’re sexy, you got nice skin, but you got things in your life I don’t need in my life — like hope, and expectation and ambition. That ain’t me.
Přečíst celý »Classic Booty Call… Tennessee
You must be from Tennessee ’cause you’re the only ten I see!
Přečíst celý »Sharon Houston: The Worst Genes
I have the worst genes. I have a hard time maintaining my weight. I have to work out like a tri-athlete just to maintain chubby.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Red Dress
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wore a red dress, and everyone shouted, “Hey, the Kool-Aid Man!”
Přečíst celý »Sexual Sofa
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a salesman. “Is there something in particular I can show you?” he asked.“Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa.”“You mean a sectional sofa,” he suggested.“Sectional, schmectional. All I want is an occasional piece in the living room.”
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shows up on radar.
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