A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, …
Přečíst celý »A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and
A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.
Přečíst celý »A brunette,
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, “READY, AIM” and the brunette yells “TORNADO!” All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it’s the redhead’s turn. The commander says, “READY, AIM” and the …
Přečíst celý »Q. What do you call a
Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.
Přečíst celý »There’s a brunette standing in the
There’s a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting “57, 57, 57.” A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, “Sure.” So the two jump …
Přečíst celý »Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
Přečíst celý »Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
Přečíst celý »Q.Why did the blonde get
Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.
Přečíst celý »One day while a blonde was out
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand …
Přečíst celý »A redhead, a brunette and a blonde
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the …
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